La Apple Non produrrà piu iPhone

maggio 9, 2008

La foto qui sopra è abbastanza esplicativa: sono finiti gli iPhone e cosa più importante non ne verranno più prodotti. La notiza della possibile uscita dell’iPhone 3G è solo una cospirazione governativa per coprire quello che sarà il nuovo prodotto Apple. Steve Jobs si è accorto che ha venduto troppi iPhone e sono passati troppi martedi da quando è uscito. Il nuvo prodotto sarà totalmente innovativo e per questo ha visto il consenso di tutto il consiglio di amministrazione. Dovrebbe uscire verso dicembre, anche se sarà presentato a giugno, e il suo nome sarà iOLD. Si dice sia dotato di GPS, 4G, Parabola con scheda pirata di Tele+, GSM, GPRS, EDGE, HSCSD, W-CDMA, HSUPA, WI-FI, WiMax, cavo 56k, Posta prioritaria(con postino disponibile 24 0re su 24 esclusi i giorni festivi, prefestivi, quando c’e il cambio da ora legale a solare e viceversa e quando il sole tramonta prima delle 18.55 anche se Steve Jobs sta trattando per una prolugamento dell’orario) e la nuovissima tecnologia brevettata proprio in casa Apple l’iBuffer. Infatti con l’iOLD vi verrà fornito un iBuffer personalizzato (per ora è disponibile un solo esemplare ma sarà presto clonato grazie alle proprieta soprannaturali dei suoi capelli) che vi segnalerà, grazie ad un messaggio audio, ogni notizia OLD che leggerete. E’ possibile inserire anche la modalità silenziosa, in questo caso vi avviserà con un calcio nelle palle. Per ora non è ancora noto il prezzo.

Questo è il video dell’ unico iBuffer esistente:

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